Dubbed Dad Jokes

Upcoming dubbed dad jokes told in new videos

We are hard at work putting together new videos. We'll be using the jokes below:

• What were the utensils doing stuck together? Spooning.


• When you are singing while bathing and soap gets into your mouth, it becomes soap opera.


• How many apples grow on trees? All of them.


• The chiropractors like only one kind of music – hiphop.


• The favorite hobby of a crafty dancer is cutting a rug.


• Loafers are the shoes loved by lazy people.


• The reason behind the insecurity of cold water is that it is never called hot.


• Ever heard the one about the knife-wielding pig? They call it a pork chop.


• What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon.


• Curious about hiring a horse? Just set up a ladder.


• Wonder why the pony craved water? Because it was a tiny horse, of course.


• Rain pouring down like cats and dogs? Well, there’s something worse: hailing taxis!


• When kids run out of activities, they turn to bored games.


• The boy whispered to his fingers, “I’m counting on you.”


• Elves have a unique taste in music; it’s all about that wrap music.


• What common elements do cakes and baseball share? They both require a batter.


• In what unusual circumstance does Friday precede Thursday? Only in the dictionary.


• What did the tree express upon the arrival of spring? It exclaimed, “What a re-leaf!”


• How can you determine if a pig is experiencing warmth? When it turns into bacon.


• Have you heard about the man who feared hurdles? Remarkably, he managed to overcome his fear.


• Why did the drum decide it was time for bed? Simply put, it was thoroughly beaten.


• How would you describe an impolite cow? A cow with a beef jerky attitude.


• Have you ever encountered a subpar sausage? It’s undoubtedly the wurst.


• Were you informed about the individual who consumed invisible ink? Currently, he’s at the hospital, awaiting visibility.


• Want to catch a squirrel’s attention? Just act a little nutty.


• Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss.


• What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.


• How do rodents clean their teeth? They floss with string cheese.


• How can you prepare an alligator for dinner? Cook it up in a croc-pot.


• What’s the attire of choice for lawyers at work? Lawsuits, of course.


• Why did the computer hit the bed? It needed to take a crash nap.


• What’s the ideal gift for the Dentist of the Year? A little plaque, just for them.


• What’s the secret to avoiding dry skin? Simply use a towel.


• How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.


• Can you name the insect that can tell time? It’s the clock-roach.


• What’s the term for a can opener that’s lost its touch? It’s a can’t opener.


• How do pigs tidy up? They go for a good scrub with some hogwash.


• Do you know a pirate’s preferred letter? Surprisingly, it’s not “R” but the “C.”


• Just like Humpty Dumpty’s great fall, summer had its moments too.


• When is a door more than just a door? When it’s slightly ajar.


• What exactly is a zebra? It’s a bit larger than an ‘A,’ to be precise.


• What is the shoe made of banana called? A slipper.


• Name the tallest building in the whole world. Library, as it has maximum stories.


• Dogs float in water as they are good buoys.


• How does a penguin build the house? Igloos it together.


• Name a thing that is brown and sticky. It is a stick.


• This graveyard is overcrowded. Looks like people are dying to get in there.


• Can February march? No.


• Name that thing that is orange but sounds like a parrot. Carrot.


• Peter Pan is always flying because he Neverlands.


• Why do vampires always look sick? They are coffins.


• The favorite types of shoes of ninja are sneakers.


• The coach was found shouting at the vending machine because he wanted his quarter back.


• You need to have guts to donate organs.


• Name the car sheep that likes driving. Lamborghini.


• What did two bread slices say to each other on their wedding? Loaf at first sight!


• I thought of telling a time-travel joke, but you people didn’t like it.


• There is no point in looking for a perfect match, instead, use a lighter.


• An accountant said that auditing the document is taxing.


• Name the two twin daughters of a drummer. Anna One and Anna Two


• Why is the roof of the mouth not called ceiling? Space bar


• When I told my doctor, I could hear a buzzing sound. I was told that there was a bug moving around.


• What is a toothless bear called? A gummy bear.


• I lost my bank job on the first day. One person asked me to check his balance, and I pushed him.


• What is common between the Eiffel Tower and a tick? They both are Paris sites.


• Why did the astronaut bring two pairs of gloves? Just in case he needed a hand in space.


• Have you heard of the bossy man at the pub? He was the one calling the shots.


• Have you heard about the available broken guitar? It’s on sale with no strings attached.


• I thought about taking a bath, but I decided to leave it as it was.


• Once, I read a book on adhesive. I found it impossible to set aside.


• There’s a horse that walks into a bar, and the bartender quips, “Why the long face?”


• Wondering why the roofer visited the doctor? He had a case of shingles.


• Did you catch wind of the lady who couldn’t quit her magazine collection? She had issues.


• Ever wondered why the whale turned red? It spotted the ocean’s bottom.


• When encountering a giant, what’s the best approach? Employ some big words.


• What’s the term for a cow with only two legs? Call it “lean beef.”


• How would you describe a guy with a rug atop his head? His name’s Matt.


• What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.


• Why did the young girl toss a clock out the window? To watch time take flight.


• Can you guess where armies find their place? Right in your sleeves.


• One plate said to another, “I’m treating you to dinner tonight.”


• Have you heard about the king’s trip to the dentist? He needed crowns.


• When doctors get frustrated, what happens? They lose their patients.


• What’s the invention that lets us peek through walls? It’s called windows.


• Ever seen a rabbit’s jewelry? They wear 14 carrot gold.


• Wonder why the sailor struggled with learning the alphabet? Well, he just couldn’t help but keep wandering off at ‘C.’


• Ever wondered about cheese ownership? If it’s not yours, it’s simply nacho cheese!


• Curious about the janitor’s reaction to jumping out of the closet? He exclaimed, “Supplies!”


• Puzzled by the boy with a ladder on the bus? He was on a mission to reach high school!


• Ever heard of a cowboy with a wiener dog? He was after a long little doggie.


• Interested in how the barber won the race? He had a shortcut up his sleeve.


• Searching for something even more incredible than a talking dog? Try a spelling bee.


• Wondering what to call a legless cow? It’s plain and simple – ground beef.


• What’s the key to a cheerful cowboy? The answer is a jolly rancher.


• Need a fix for a broken tomato? Reach for some trusty tomato paste.


• Why did the orange halt its journey in the middle of the road? It had no more juice left to roll.


• Why did Oreo pay a visit to the dentist? It needed a fix after losing its sweet filling.


• How can you calm down an astronaut’s baby when it’s crying? Give it a rocket ride.


• What’s the common link between dogs and phones? They both sport collar IDs.


• Why is it not a good idea to play poker in the jungle? There are just too many cheetahs on the prowl.


• What has a leathery texture and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe, of course.