Star Wars Dad Jokes

Armed with funny dad jokes and cloned voices, Dubbed Dad Jokes have infiltrated the sacred scenes of the galaxy's greatest saga, dubbing over heroes and villains alike with one-liners that strike without warning. 😂

16 Dad Jokes told in Joke Wars: Star Wars Episode IV Part One

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.


• What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine? I don’t know. But it can knit its own sweaters.


• I saw a car being driven by a sheep wearing a swimsuit. It was a lamb bikini.


• Two blondes fell down a hole. One said. It's dark in here, isn't it? The other replied. I don't know. I can't see!


• I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.


• Impasta is a fake noodle!


• I am all set to spread the rumor about butter.


• I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. I'm alright, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!


• What did the cupcake say to the icing? I'm muffin without you!


• Seven out of six people agree that they are pathetic at fractions.


• When you excel, they spreadsheet about you.


• I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.


• A pun walks into a bar and ten people die. Pun in, ten dead.


• If a medium can communicate with the dead, just think what a large could do!


• What kind of music do wind turbines like? They are big metal fans!

Darth Vader tells five dad jokes

• If you have seen a robbery taking place at an Apple store, you will be an iwitness.


• It is wrong when people say that age is just a number. It is a word.


• What’s the title for a priest turned lawyer? A father-in-law.


• The wedding arrangements were amazing. The cake was also in tiers.


• Why did the tomato turn red? It caught a glimpse of salad dressing.

Luke learns dad jokes from Master Yoda

• Never trust stairs. They are always up to something.


• A lazy kangaroo is called a pouch potato.


• Trees look suspicious on sunny days as they seem shady.


• What will you call a guy with rubber toes? Roberto.


• Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days. The others are weekdays.