Movie Characters tell Dad Jokes
Who can tell a dad joke better than the most icon characters from popular movies of the past 50 years! Think Neo from The Matrix, Darth Vader from The Empire Strikes Back, Hannibal Lecter from The Slience of the Lambs, Maverick from Top Gun and many more. 😂
Neo tells his best dad jokes
- How do fish get high? Seaweed!
- What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
- I never liked facial hair, but it grew on me.
- What did the earthquake say afterward? “Sorry, it was my fault!”
- Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
- What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
Daniel-san learns funny Dad Jokes from Mr. Miyagi
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
- Why do skeletons never go treating or tricking? They have nobody to go with.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the picture go to jail? It got framed.
- When does a joke become a dad joke? It is when it finally becomes apparent.
Maverick knows he has the best dad jokes
- People say that they pick their noses. I am born with mine.
- Have you ever wondered how birds learn to flying? Well, they simply wing it.
- What do we call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
- Crabs are not into charity. They are shellfish.
- Never write with a broken pencil, It's pointless.
- What the least spoken language in the world. Sign language.
Doc Brown's dad jokes are the best
- What do you call a beehive that doesn't have an exit? Unbelievable.
- I ordered an egg and chicken from Amazon. Just to check which one comes first.
- What were Benjamin Franklin’s words upon discovering electricity? Absolute silence – he was utterly shocked.
- I was charged nine dollars extra at a hotel for the air conditioner. It was seriously uncool.
- Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks while playing golf? In case they get a hole in one.
Hannibal Lecter tells Clarice his funniest dad jokes
- Do you know what a computer loves to munch on? Computer chips of course!
- Why do some couples visit the gym? They want their relationship to work out.
- Ever wonder why fish seem so clever? Well, they swim in schools.
- What is the sound made by a witch’s car? It is broom-broom!
- How can you stop a bull’s charge? Simply cancel its credit card.
- Why did the banana seek medical advice? Because it wasn't peeling too well.